(#Chuck) Guys I know Kung Fu, is totally a Keanu / #The Matrix ripoff
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Blatant Matrix ripoff. Last 5 seconds of the episode. Such bullshit. Oh well.
UFC 97 Results
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Well, Shogun, Krzysztof, and Anderson won. I’m happy about that. A lot more decisions than I expected. I’ll bold my picks incase you didn’t read my last blog. 7/11 isn’t bad.
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Anderson Silva def. Thales Leites via unanimous decision (49-46, 48-47, 50-46)
- Sam Stout def. Matt Wiman via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
- Mauricio “Shogun” Rua def. Chuck Liddell via TKO (strikes) - Round 1, 4:28
- Krzysztof Soszynski def. Brian Stann via submission (kimura) - Round 1, 3:53
- Cheick Kongo def. Antoni Hardonk via TKO (strikes) - Round 2, 2:29
- Luiz Cane def. Steve Cantwell via unanimous decision (29-28, 30-27, 30-27)
PRELIMINARY CARD RESULTS
- Denis Kang def. Xavier Foupa-Pokam via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
- Nate Quarry def. Jason MacDonald via TKO (strikes) - Round 1, 2:27
- Ed Herman def. David Loiseau via unanimous decision (30-26, 30-27, 30-27)
- Mark Bocek def. David Bielkheden via submission (rear-naked choke) - Round 1, 4:57
- T.J. Grant def. Ryo Chonan via split decision (30-27, 28-29, 29-28)
- Eliot Marshall def. Vinicius Magalhaes via unanimous decision (29-28, 30-27, 30-27)
Just so you guys know, i pick a lot of round 2/round4 stuff. It gives the fighters 1 round to feel out the opponent, and then they can KO them in the second round. Anderson Silva has been taking a more Lyoto Machida approach to everything now, and he’s a fan of wearing out his opponent and knocking them out in later rounds instead of a quick KO, from the interviews I’ve seen as of late.
UFC 97 Picks
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Sam Stout vs. Matt Wiman
WIMAN, Round 3 TKO
Ryo Chonan vs. T.J. Grant
Chonan, Round 3 Sub
Mark Bocek vs. David Bielkheden
Don’t Care
David Loiseau vs. Ed Herman
Herman, Round 3 TKO (or decision)
Jason MacDonald vs. Nate Quarry
MacDonald, Round 1 Sub
Denis Kang vs. Xavier Foupa-Pokam
Kang, Round 1 Sub
Eliot Marshall vs. Vinny Magalhaes
Magalhaes, Round 2 Sub
Krzysztof Soszynski vs. Brian Stann
Soszynski, Round 1 KO
Steve Cantwell vs. Luis Arthur Cane
Cane, Round 2 KO
Cheick Kongo vs. Antoni Hardonk
Kongo, Round 1 KO
Chuck Liddell vs. Mauricio “SHOGUN” Rua
Shogun, Round 2 KO
Anderson Silva vs. Thales Leites
Silva, Round 4 KO
I’ll be watching it at the Fox and Hound at 9pm.
ARGGHH
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Chis brought over an interesting looker tonight. We made fun of a guy who tried to hit on her today. Then I gave her examples of what I would have done differently. And she said mine are much better for conversational progression. Normally I would have been in the ABC mindset (always be closing), but I didn’t think it go anywhere. This chick was pretty hot, and ended up being flirty. Probably missed my chance to legitimately hit on her.
I made her laugh. “Nice star tattoos. Do you have stars anywhere else?” I wasn’t inferring anything terrible with it, but she caught the double entedre.
CRAP. And then I felt like calling rachel, because she’s good at making me feel better about myself.
Russia Wants to fuck us
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That’s why they’re looking at moving nuclear bombers near us again. GG COLD WAR PT2
BEWARE: AVON IS BRINGING UPON THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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I’m serious as fuck:
Avon Trailer:
Resident Evil:
Is anyone else bothered by this?
(source: io9/Gawker)
I remember exactly where I was today, 4 years ago.
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Anyone who knows me, knows that I’m avidly against the bandwagon.
That being said, I am posting a dimebag remembrance blog. I’m not really
vocal when it comes to how much I hate the “posers” and bandwagon
jumping faggots who are all like “RIP DIMEBAG” and don’t really know
what they are missing out on.
Where were you 4 years ago today?
I was waking up at 5am, because my mom was shaking me out of bed
forcing me to come to the Tv. *pauses* I’m actually welling up right now.
I still lived with my parents back then. (alright, i’ve overcome that bout of
emotion, no more tears welling up). So I pretty much started to rage after I
looked at the clock, but she told me to be quiet and come watch the news.
NEWS AT 5AM. WTF WOMAN.
But there was news.
There was Dimebag’s picture.
Dimebag. Pantera - Cowboys From Hell was the second CD I ever owned,
precluded only by Metallica - Ride the Lightning. Cemetary Gates is the
reason I picked up a guitar at 14. Cemetary Gates is the reason I still play
guitar.
“LOCAL GUITAR HERO SHOT MULTIPLE TIMES”
what.
The news people were pantshitting to get as much info out as possible. Here
I thought, “no FUCKING way”. Changed the channel.
“LOCAL GUITARIST SLAIN IN OHIO NIGHTCLUB”
WHAT THE FUCK.
I immediately got on the internet to find out what the fucking christ was
going on. This was before digg, so I got on blabbermouth.net. (THIS WAS
BEFORE BLABBERMOUTH TURNED INTO CESSPOOL SHITHEAP.)
Motherfuckers.
It was all over blabbermouth.
So, I sat back in shock. My mother said “oh honey, I’m so sorry.”
I put on a pantera shirt. And waited for josh to swing by to pick me up for work.
(this was back when I was at lasco, carpooling with josh). I get in the car,
lay my head back. Josh goes “well I guess you heard”. So the edge and the
eagle were both taking calls all day and playing interviews. They all played
pantera and damageplan. I think I cried in the car. Then had to endure a
day of bullshit. I should have stayed home.
I think I know what my dad felt like when both john lennon and george harrisson were killed.
I was at the clubhouse for the first candle light vigil (on that note, that was
the first time i’d ever seen beer bottles double as candle holders), and then
at the Arlington convention center for the big cluster F that was the official
rememberance ceremony. What a ceremony that was. Drunken eddie van
halen and buzzed zakk wylde telling stories about dime and zakk. Fucking
hilarious video of dime & co ripping shit up. That’s now all in the Dimevision DVD.
This guy was good to the local music community. Good for the kids
enrolled in music programs in the D/FW Metroplex.
I’ve said about all I feel like saying. No catchphrases. Just truth.
Shirt jenn made me:
My Cube:
Guitar update
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They’re all here.
ESP H-1001, ESP EC-1000, ESP Viper-400, Gibson firebird, Warwick rockbass corvette
Why winter can go f itself. (Ugg rant) Not for the easily offended.
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I love the winter season. Namely because it gets cold. Fat people like cold weather. Its the one time of year we don’t sweat our fucking fat asses off. We can just put more clothes on when we get cold. In summer, you can only get so undressed and STILL be hot.
So that being said, there’s one thing in winter that makes me rage. Today, it will be addressed. A story would be the best way to illustrate it:
Yesterday, I noticed I needed to go buy some more .45 ACP FMJ and hollow point ammo. (FMJ for the range and HP for carry) I drove to Wal-Mart to buy some. One my way to the very back of the store, I see this smoking hot chick in a decent outfit. As my gaze moves down her body, slowly undressing her with my eyes, I catch the a furlined tuft just below her knees. Then fake skin/fur boots with laces. MY TACKY BULLSHIT ALERT GOES OFF. I then got extremely mad.
UGG ALERT
WHAT. THE. F***. UGGs. So I brush it off as a fluke. Chock it up to one white trash girl in Wal-mart, right? Right.
WRONG. 4 more pairs of Uggs later, I’m finally at the back of the store, starring at the ammunition case. Picking out boxes of ammo. WISH I HAD REMEMBERED 30-30 rifle ammo, FFS, that’s another rant for another time. Anyway, So I checkout and have to lug 300 bullets back to my car. On the way back, I see 3 more new pairs of Uggs. Inside, I’m boiling up with anger at lazy, trashy women and their poor choice of foot attire.
I normally don’t unleash a torrent of hate out in public. But I’m pretty sure I gayed out enough to make a chick cry. I explained to her how good the rest of her outfit looked, and then once you got below the knees, a fashion atrocity occurred. I told her how the f*cking fugg boots don’t match her outfit. I let her know how much of a slob she was. This coming from a guy with long hair and a neckbeard(joke). They’re ok for around the house. Nothing alerts men to how much of a slob you REALLY are like ugly snow boots, ok women?
NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE WEARING, THE UGG NEVER MATCHES.
Example:
Everything about these chicks is hot. But now they are lazy slobs in uggs.
Uggs are so terrible. I have intel that even Adolf Hitler wanted to eradicate them.
They were on the list: Jews, gays, cripples, people who weren’t white, chicks who wear uggs.
If you ever have the displeasure of a woman taking her feet out of one, you’ll immediately know they make her feet sweat like a horse’s ass.
My Favorite Fighters
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Here is a list of my favorite fighters (In no particular order):
Anderson “The Spider” Silva
Wanderlei “The Axe Murderer” Silva
Mauricio “Shogun” Rua
Forrest Griffin
Fedor Emelianenko
Kiril “Baby Fedor” Sidelnikov
Rafael Feijao Cavalcante
Antonio Rodrigo “Minotauro” Nogueira (Big Nog)
Dave “Pee Wee” Herman
B.J. Penn
Randy Couture
Andrei Arlovski
Roy Nelson
Nick Diaz
Tyson Griffin